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Caitlyn Marie Jenner born William Bruce Jenner on October 28, is an American television personality and retired Olympic gold medal -winning decathlete.
Jenner was a college football player for the Graceland Yellowjackets before incurring a knee injury that required surgery. Weldon , who had coached Olympic decathlete Jack Parker , convinced Jenner to try the decathlon.
After intense training, Jenner won the Olympics decathlon event at the Montreal Olympic Games ,   gaining fame as "an all-American hero". The winner of the Olympic decathlon is traditionally given the unofficial title of "world's greatest athlete". Jenner has six children with three successive wives: Previously identifying publicly as male, Jenner revealed her identity as a trans woman in April , publicly announcing her name change from Bruce to Caitlyn in a July Vanity Fair cover story.
Her name and gender change became official on September 25, Her father was an arborist. Weldon encouraged Jenner to switch to the decathlon. At the U. Needing to make up a second gap on Gough in the men's metres , Jenner qualified for the Olympic team by running a fast final lap, finishing 22 seconds ahead of the other runners.
Video on YouTube I literally started training that night at midnight, running through the streets of Munich, Germany, training for the Games.
I trained that day on through the Games, 6—8 hours a day, every day, days a year. Chrystie provided most of the family income by working as a flight attendant for United Airlines. Still, Jenner was proud of "A nice little workout, huh?
We scared the hell out of everybody in the world only a month away from the Games. Of the 13 decathlons Jenner competed in between and , the only loss was at the AAU National Championships, when a "no height" in the pole vault marred the score.
If everything works out all right, we should be ahead after it's all over. In the final event—the meters, which was seen live on national television—Jenner looked content to finish the long competition. Jenner sprinted the last lap, making up a meter deficit and nearly catching the event favorite, Soviet Leonid Litvinenko , who was already well out of contention for the gold medal, but whose personal best had been eight seconds better than Jenner's personal best before the race. Jenner set a new personal best time and won the gold medal with a world-record score of 8, points.
Olympic world record performance: After the event, Jenner took an American flag from a spectator and carried it during the victory lap, starting a tradition that is now common among winning athletes. I went into that competition knowing that would be the last time I would ever do this.
Plus, when this decathlon is over, I got the rest of my life to recuperate. Who cares how bad it hurts? As a result of winning the Olympic decathlon, Jenner became a national hero and received the James E.
Jenner's world and Olympic record was broken by four points by Daley Thompson at the Olympics in Moscow ; Thompson's victory was perhaps tainted by the U. In , Jenner's Olympic decathlon score was reevaluated against the IAAF 's updated decathlon scoring table and was reported as 8, for comparative purposes. All information from IAAF . In the s, Olympic athletes were considered to be amateurs and were not allowed to seek or accept payment for their positions as sports celebrities.
Jenner became an American hero by returning the decathlon title to the United States. He and wife, Chrystie, are so high up on the pedestal of American heroism, it would take a crane to get them down.
After the expected Olympic success, Jenner planned to cash in on whatever celebrity status could follow a gold medal in the same mold as Johnny Weissmuller and Sonja Henie , who had become major movie stars following their gold medals. This would require forgoing any future Olympic competition. Wallach reported that Jenner was being considered for the role of Superman , which ultimately went to Christopher Reeve.
Jenner appeared on the cover of the August 9, , issue of Sports Illustrated ,  the February issue of Gentleman's Quarterly ,  and on the cover of Playgirl magazine.
Jenner was presented with a jersey customized with the number , his Olympic-gold-medal-winning score, but would never appear as an active player with the Kings.
In , Jenner became a spokesperson for Wheaties brand breakfast cereal and appeared in an iconic photograph on the cover of the cereal box.
After taking over from Olympic champion Bob Richards , Jenner was second in a succession of athletes featured as spokespersons for the brand. Mary Lou Retton succeeded Jenner in On November 22, , Jenner went to San Francisco to refute charges filed by San Francisco district attorney Joseph Freitas that General Mills —the maker of Wheaties—had engaged in deceptive advertising in its campaign that featured Jenner.
Jenner liked Wheaties and ate the breakfast cereal two or three times a week, which supported the advertising campaign's claims. Two days later, Freitas withdrew the suit, saying that it was "a case of overzealousness" on the part of his staff. When Jenner came out as a trans woman in , General Mills stated that: The movie was a flop. Jenner had some success with a television career, starring in the made-for-TV movies The Golden Moment: Jenner has appeared in a variety of game shows and reality television programs, including starring with Grits Gresham in an episode of ABC's The American Sportsman.
In the early s, Jenner was the host of an infomercial for a stair-climbing exercise machine called the Stair Climber Plus. Get Me Out of Here! Additional television and talk show appearances by Jenner include: Nickelodeon 's made-for-TV film Gym Teacher: Since late , Jenner has starred in the E! The pair won their class and finished 4th overall in the hour endurance race. She had no ownership in the licensed name centers,  which were solely owned by Cirotto.
Jenner has undergone cosmetic surgery, and completed sex reassignment surgery in January In June , Jenner debuted her new name and image, and began publicly using feminine pronoun self-descriptors.
About Bruce was filmed with the family in which she answered questions, and prepared her children for the personal and public aspects of the transition. Jenner made it a priority to ensure that all her children were independent first before focusing on her transition. Jenner's announcement that she is transgender came at an unprecedented time for trans visibility, including legislative initiatives.
Jenner's emerging gender identity was revealed in a Vanity Fair interview written by Buzz Bissinger. Annie Leibovitz photographed the cover, the magazine's first to feature an openly transgender woman, which was captioned "Call me Caitlyn". Welcome to the world Caitlyn. However, Jenner was also mocked. Beginning in September , she was depicted on the satirical American animated program South Park , which parodied her supporters' political correctness , as well as her driving record.
Jenner soon posted a video showing that she had taken Trump up on his offer. She thanked Trump and assured Trump's adversary Ted Cruz that "nobody got molested". In June , Jenner was one of several celebrities depicted using synthetic nude "sleeping" bodies for the video of Kanye West 's song " Famous ".
The cover and associated story marked the 40th anniversary of her winning the Summer Olympics decathlon. Feminist author Germaine Greer called Glamour magazine's decision to award Jenner with a "Woman of the Year" award misogynistic, questioning whether a transgender woman could be better than "someone who is just born a woman.
We are more than the stereotypes foisted upon us by people like you. You're a woman now? Well fucking learn that we have had a VERY different experience than your life of male privilege.
Being trans doesn't make one immune from criticism. Chris Mandle of The Independent stated: Referring to Jenner as a man, he stated that he found Glamour giving Jenner the same award insulting to Moira's memory, and referred to the matter as a publicity stunt.
I believe this comment and others he has made trivializes the transgender experience as I have witnessed it. It's more than that. I'm kind of at this point in my life where I'm trying to figure this womanhood thing out. It is more than hair, makeup, clothes, all that kind of stuff. There's an element here that I'm still kind of searching for.
And I think that'll take a while. Because I think as far as gender, we're all on a journey. We're all learning and growing about ourselves. And I feel the same way. Tam considered McGowan's criticism to be over the top, and stated of James Smith's criticism, "The salient point here is one about courage. We easily recognise physical courage such as saving orphans from burning buildings, or ordinary people putting their lives in the line of fire. It is far harder to recognise mental courage. But so is Jenner.
It's a different kind of courage, but it is courage nonetheless. With her profile raised by her coming out as a trans woman in , Jenner has been called the most famous openly transgender woman in the world. ESPN executive producer Maura Mandt said Jenner was given the award because "she has shown the courage to embrace a truth that had been hidden for years, and to embark on a journey that may not only give comfort to those facing similar circumstances, but can also help to educate people on the challenges that the transgender community faces.
Ambassador to the United Nations. In June , the Human Rights Campaign released a video in tribute to the victims of the Orlando gay nightclub shooting ; in the video, Jenner and others told the stories of the people killed there. Jenner's gender transition is the subject of I Am Cait , initially an eight-part TV documentary series, which premiered on E!
The show also explores how Jenner adjusts to what she sees as her job as a role model for the transgender community. Jenner is a Christian , leans towards political conservatism and is a Republican./p>
You're a woman now? Well fucking learn that we have had a VERY different experience than your life of male privilege. Being trans doesn't make one immune from criticism. Chris Mandle of The Independent stated: Referring to Jenner as a man, he stated that he found Glamour giving Jenner the same award insulting to Moira's memory, and referred to the matter as a publicity stunt. I believe this comment and others he has made trivializes the transgender experience as I have witnessed it.
It's more than that. I'm kind of at this point in my life where I'm trying to figure this womanhood thing out. It is more than hair, makeup, clothes, all that kind of stuff. There's an element here that I'm still kind of searching for. And I think that'll take a while. Because I think as far as gender, we're all on a journey. We're all learning and growing about ourselves. And I feel the same way. Tam considered McGowan's criticism to be over the top, and stated of James Smith's criticism, "The salient point here is one about courage.
We easily recognise physical courage such as saving orphans from burning buildings, or ordinary people putting their lives in the line of fire. It is far harder to recognise mental courage. But so is Jenner. It's a different kind of courage, but it is courage nonetheless. With her profile raised by her coming out as a trans woman in , Jenner has been called the most famous openly transgender woman in the world.
ESPN executive producer Maura Mandt said Jenner was given the award because "she has shown the courage to embrace a truth that had been hidden for years, and to embark on a journey that may not only give comfort to those facing similar circumstances, but can also help to educate people on the challenges that the transgender community faces. Ambassador to the United Nations. In June , the Human Rights Campaign released a video in tribute to the victims of the Orlando gay nightclub shooting ; in the video, Jenner and others told the stories of the people killed there.
Jenner's gender transition is the subject of I Am Cait , initially an eight-part TV documentary series, which premiered on E!
The show also explores how Jenner adjusts to what she sees as her job as a role model for the transgender community. Jenner is a Christian , leans towards political conservatism and is a Republican. In February , President Trump rescinded federal requirements giving transgender students the right to choose the school restroom matching their gender identity. In response, Jenner tweeted "Well realDonaldTrump, from one Republican to another, this is a disaster.
In April , Jenner said she was in favor of same-sex marriage. In July , Jenner announced that she was contemplating running in the race for the US Senate to represent California. Later in the month, she condemned Trump for issuing an order to reinstate a ban on transgender people from serving in the military.
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The Globe and Mail. Archived from the original on March 5, Archived from the original on June 3, Archived from the original on June 14, Archived from the original on April 10, You hang the clothes in the bathroom. Hang the clothes in the bathroom. Expresses unreal futurity in the past or doubtful futurity in the present. You should practise well for your singing. Get used to the hardships in life. You lean the mirror against the wall. Lean the mirror against the wall.
You scoop some rice. Sumandok ka ng tubig mula sa tapayan. You scoop some water from the clay jar. Sumangga siya sa suntok ng kalaban. He shielded himself against the punches of the enemy. You should shield youself from the punch of the enemy. Shield yourself from the punch of the enemy. Sanggahin mo ang suntok ng kalaban. Shield yourself from the punches of the enemy.
You mortgage your watch so you can have some money. Mortgage your watch so you can have some money. You put some bedsheets as underlayer on your bed. Use the bedsheet as underlayer on your bed. You shut the door. Let us now return the rented videos. Return the videos we rented. You memorize ten poems. Memorize the Philippine National Anthem. Sumawsaw siya ng shushi sa toyo. He dipped the sushi in the soy sauce. Huwag kang magsayang ng pera ng magulang mo.
You should not waste the money of your parents. You dance at the bar tonight. Hindi madaling magselos si Hillary. Hillary is not the type who easily gets jealous. Huwag ka nang magsentimyento sa iyong asawa. You should not feel disappointed with your spouse.
Sumenyas ka sa amin kung pumayag ang pulis. You give us a signal if the policeman agreed. Let us build a bonfire here. Set fire on the wood. Let's cook some pork broth. Make some pork broth. Bawal magsigarilyo sa loob ng gusali. Smoking inside the building is not allowed. You shout out loud. Shout the name of Maria. The horse kicked its hind legs because of fear. Kick your left foot backwards. Magsikap tayong lahat upang ang buhay natin ay umunlad.
We should all work diligently so we could have a better life. Sumiksik na lang si Pedro sa punong bus upang huwag siyang mahuli sa pagpasok sa opisina. Pedro crammed himself in the full bus in order not to be late in going to his office. You cram in some papers inside the bag. Cram your body inside the little cabinet. You should serve your motherland. Serve what you cooked. Monica is fond of peeping through Kenneth's room.
Kenneth wants to peep inside Bill's room. Magsimba tayo ng maaga sa Linggo. Let us go to church early on Sunday. Simutin mo ang pagkain sa iyong plato. Finish the food on your plate. You should now start a new life.
You light up a candle. Light up the candle. You should blow your nose so you could breathe better. Blow your clogged nose. Did you collect payments for all your loans? You insert some money in Pedro's pocket. Insert the money in Pedro's pocket. Huwag kang magsinungaling sa iyong asawa. You should not lie to your spouse. You should not kick on those beside you. Sumipi ka ng nakasulat sa pisara. You copy what is on the blackboard. You brush your teeth before going to bed. You sip some coke.
Ikaw ba ang sumira sa aking damit? Are you the one who ripped my clothes? I am not fond of breaking other people's things. I don't want to destroy our good friendship.
Magtrabaho ka ng maayos kung ayaw mong masisante. You should do your job well if you don't want to be fired. He wants to fire lazy employees. Don't fire those diligent employees. Give me a break. Matthew Walker of Highland, CA asks: How come your parodies are often played faster than the original songs?
I generally like to make my parodies a couple beats per minute faster than the original song, just for a little energy boost.
Also, I find that the comedy usually plays better if the tempo is a little quicker. Stevo of T-burg, NY asks: Chadly of Elgin, IL asks: I know you must be getting tired of What-was-it-like-working-with-so-and-so questions, but I noticed that you were recently working on a song with Tavis and Dan from Reel Big Fish. I mentioned that I was writing a ska song for my new album, and they gladly accepted my invitation to lay down some tracks in the studio.
Jedi Josh of Chicago, Illinois asks: I can certainly feel empathy for how George wanted to re-do his earlier works. Fudge of Huntsville, AL asks: Burger King, Spam, Oscar Meyer , do you have to get their permission or anything?
Legally, this is another gray area. Jake-on of Seattle WA asks: Because most of the scenes in which they actually showed your face looked like they COULD have been shot in some dark room.
Is he going senile? Did you really risk your life on that sway pole? That was not trick photography, I really was hanging off a sway pole 55 feet in the air without a safety net. May Berenbaum of Urbana, IL asks: What was it like interacting with a giant alien mantis? I never actually spoke with Zorak. Like they do with all their guests, they conducted an actual interview, then later chopped it all up and used a lot of the answers out of context.
I guess I should know a little about that, huh? Happy Steve of Aurora, IL asks: William Sanchez of Greenville, SC, home of the redneck asks: William Kirk of Columbus, OH asks: Why did you cancel your concert in Columbus, OH at the last minute?
Queen Amidala of Washington D. Okay, Al, my man, I have suffered through many years of orthodontal pain to get my teeth as straight as they are today. Rachel of Holbrook, NY asks: Al — were you and Victoria Jackson ever more than just friends? Your recent concert was quite the spiritual experience for me. Is that something special you worked out with God, or is it a result of your new-found friendship with effects-master George Lucas? Just a nice coincidence. The Monroe fair board actually tried to shut down our show early before the encores because they were concerned about the possibility of somebody getting hurt during the impending thunderstorm.
It was truly an unexpected encore, and very gratifying for myself and the band. Patrick Durkin of Rowlett Tx asks: In my local paper it says that Al will be playing in Dallas Texas on Oct. Your local paper is toying with your emotions.
Actually, some Texas dates had been discussed at one point, but nothing was confirmed — apparently your paper jumped the gun a bit. Joe Weatherford of Lexington Ky asks: What a good sport he is, huh?
Jim Lang of Columbus, Indiana asks: Vince of Washington State asks: I talked to Don on the phone before the tour started, and he seemed to like the parody very much.
Greg of Youngstown, OH asks: There were inscriptions on most if not all of my vinyl releases. So I figured that I might as well set the same goal for myself.
Emily of Dayton, Ohio asks: What are the things you wear in your ears during concerts? What is their purpose? This tour, for the first time, all the band members except Steve have switched to wearing in-ear monitors. This helps us to hear ourselves much better on stage, allowing us to sing more in tune and play more in time.
It also keeps the stage volume down and eliminates the need for those bulky monitor wedges. Why do you think Eddie Vedder is pretty cool?
I talked to him backstage for a few minutes, and he seemed like a decent, down-to-earth kinda guy. Actually, they play it frequently. The edit sounded horrible. Tim Burrow of oskaloosa Iowa asks: The Doc of Monroe, LA asks: Oh yeah, and dude, you rule!!! I was just admiring the artwork on your debut album when I noticed something. All of the songs on the album have a drawing associated with them on the cover. Am I the only one who has noticed this?
Nate Lohman of Whitehall, Michigan asks: No, I was using magnetic earrings the top part is metal, and the backing is a magnet.
I remember the video shoot ground to a halt because one of my earrings had flown off, and it took several minutes to find it. It was in my pants.
Spencer of Albuquerque, NM asks: Boy, you got me there. That is, in fact, my voice. However, I did have to sing it first thing in the morning when my voice is naturally much lower. Johnalan Norris of Rockbridge, IL asks: Al, during your concert at Six Flags in Eureka, MO you called your mom and had the audience wish her a happy anniversary. Did she know what was going on? Bobman of Palmdale, CA asks: How do you pick your concert songs — are they the same for any given show?
In other words, if I saw you in Lancaster and then see you at the Greek Theatre, will the show be different? Our full shows for this tour are pretty much identical. However, the Lancaster show was only an hour long, and the Greek show will be the normal two hour show. A lot of times, fairs insist that we do a shorter set so that the audience members will have more time to walk around and buy corn dogs.
Byron of San Marcos, California asks: Were they from Lucasfilm? Every songwriter in the polka medley is paid based on the percentage of the medley where their song is heard. Janelle of Alberta, Canada asks: How come on the front of your Running With Scissors album your hair is straight? Or is it not you? Garrett Stanfield of Mt. Al, why did you choose to release Running With Scissors on a Tuesday?
Dan of Sacramento, CA asks: McCall and his lovely songs of trucking life on the road, perhaps? McCall was definitely one of the people I listened to for inspiration.
Nate of Whitehall, MI asks: On the cover of Running With Scissors did you run with real scissors? Lee Seitz of Huntsville, AL asks: The incredibly talented Tress MacNeille filled in quite nicely, though. I came up with both titles, and then decided that I liked Permanent Record better. In the meantime, Scotti Bros. Al In The Box. Jason Bryans of Mason, Mi asks: Was Running With Scissors the first title that popped into your head for the new album or did you have other possible titles?
Darian Glover of Sidney, NY asks: Has touring ever conflicted with a directing offer or other project you wanted to do?
Uncle Nutzy of Kansas asks: Al, I have seen UHF exactly 7 times. Geoff Voigt of Ridgecrest, CA asks: It really was my beat-up white Toyota Corolla. I was trying to get rid of it, so I had it painted up like a giant Hawaiian shirt and gave it away on MTV.
The woman that won it was less than thrilled three prizes were being offered, and she was hoping to win the David Bowie package — she was downright disgusted to find out that all she got was my stinking car. Seems to be a logistical problem here. Do you have your own private aircraft?
We use public airlines when we fly, but we much prefer to just ride the bus whenever possible. Shows are booked by the availability of the venues and the money being offered — and because of that the tour routing oftentimes gets downright stupid. Russ Widger of Toronto asks: Hopefully I will meet you in Detroit this August, and I do not want to insult you — so could you please suggest a CD for me to carry with me that you would like to autograph? Ashley Devine of Bellefontaine, Ohio asks: Tim Montgomery of Decatur, IL asks: He was one of my best friends in college — he played juice harp on some of my early coffee house gigs, and actually was my first bass player.
That was taken against a backdrop next to the track where we shot the front cover of Running With Scissors. The actual background you see in the finished art was a photograph of a miniature which we had built; the pictures of me and my shadow were then dropped into it. Rip Carbuncle of Big Loins, Arkansas asks: Bob Olson of Tampa Bay, Florida asks: Have you ever peed out of a car window when it was moving? Joe Roy of Scituate, RI asks: Chris Irvine of Darwin, Australia asks: Greg Method of Richfield, Ohio asks: Is there any truth to that?
Yes, they were interested in having me write for the show, but I declined out of respect for John Kricfalusi. Besides, John has a real problem with non-animators writing for animation.
Since you live in the Hollywood Hills, I was wondering who your neighbors are? Extremely difficult to master. Michael Zduniak of Scottsdale, AZ asks: Then the wig goes on. And the whole process only takes 3 or 4 hours! Tracy Halladay of Brigham City, Utah asks: Are you easily recognized in public or are most people clueless when they actually see you in person?
And even when they do, a lot of them are still clueless! Donovan Jones of Louisville, Kentucky asks: Kevin Masser of Phoenix, Arizona asks: Yes I did — and a lot of the people that came to our outdoors shows on the Bad Hair Tour got to see that balloon live and in person!
John Biggelsworth of Riverside, CT asks: Lisa of Middletown RI asks: Stephen Schultz of Bakersfield, CA asks: Did you write them, and if not, do you know who did? Let me try to clear this up once and for all. So check the discography at this web site if you have any doubts. Nate Cary of Saginaw,MI asks: I noticed that in the credits in UHF there were stunt men. Micheal Kling of Tulsa, OK asks: Now, take the first letter in each of those words. Have you met any of the following people: Of course, being corporate lawyers, that kind of logic and reason was beyond their comprehension.
Paul Triggiani of Springfield, Pa asks: Princess Buttercup of Savage MN asks: Do you cook for yourself, and if you do, what do you like to make? Tom Drewicke of Bemidji, MN asks: Did you ever consider him for a role in UHF? It was fun, and really bizarre. Yes, I was just getting over a terrible case of laryngitis. Whatever can I do? I think you should break up with him as soon as possible, so he can be free to find someone with decent musical taste.
Are any of your band members married to someone? Jason Bryans of Mason Michigan asks: No secret messages, no Satanic back-masking.
Is that an Al and band creation or did some other group perform those interludes? Yes, that was supposed to be an interociter. Ralf Hildebrandt of Braunschweig, Germany asks: Unfortunately, we have very little control over what happens in pressing plants overseas. Yes, I have a nasty habit of giving flip, stupid answers to perfectly reasonable questions.
Netty of New Zealand asks: When are you going to come to New Zealand on tour or a promotional visit or something? I would like it if you did.
Probably not in the near future. I even appeared on the New Zealand version of the Dating Game! Joshua Nicholson of Semmes, AL asks: Did you really hold the endlessly long note at the end of the Spy Hard theme, or was it just a looping job? I originally planned to loop it, but when I got to the studio, I found I was actually able to sing the entire note in one breath — which I did. Frump in the Iron Lung real? How very astute of you!
Yes, Philo was named after Philo T. Farnsworth, who is widely credited as having invented television. Sami Walker of Chandler, Az asks: Just wondering if that is your real hair braided in the Bad Hair Day photo. Yes, that is my real braided hair — and just to prove it, check out the half-tone photo under the lyrics in the Bad Hair Day CD booklet. Jeff of Stratford, Ont. Could you give me an idea of how your albums sold — like a ranking from most sold to least sold? Are you a fan of the classic rock band Led Zeppelin at all?
If you are, you could polka versions of some of their songs. Oddly enough, a few years ago Jimmy Page called my office to get some copies of my videos, so I knew he was a fan. I brought along cue cards the next time I did the show. Vermin Boy of Templeton, MA asks: White of Naugatuck, CT asks: Ray Smotherman of Nashville, TN asks: Every year I wait, and every year I cry well, I get miffed anyway. Our Zanies club has a newspaper clipping of you on the wall, so I know you were here before.
Oh yes, we all remember Zanies. A very nice little comedy club — but not one that could accommodate a full rock band. We were so cramped up on that stage we could hardly move — we had our amps out in the audience. My stage manager was begging me to cancel the show, but we did it anyway — and had a nice long talk with our booking agent afterwards.
Nate Cary of Saginaw, MI asks: Matt 2 of Noho, MA asks: How did UHF do in the box office? Just wondering how many others share my love. Eric Stringer of Fayetteville, AR asks: Unfortunately, this was in about and before I knew of your great talent, so forgive me for not stopping by and saying hello. Anyway, here is my question: While I was visiting this wonderful city, I noticed several people had filled used milk containers with water and placed them on their lawn.
I was so happy, I jumped up and down, screaming. I think I scared the people sitting next to me. And what are the chances I could hear Velvet Elvis in the future? I like to put at least one semi-obscure original song in each tour set list just for the hardcore fans that like those semi-obscure original songs.
Has there ever been any ukulele parts played in your music? Does your drummer Bermuda Schwartz have any nicknames besides Jon? Jon G of Abbotsford asks: What is the average reaction from a person at McDonalds when you walk in the door and order food?
Have you ever considered working or have you worked with the fellows from Spinal Tap? I think that would be a priceless moment in musical comedy history. So we thought it would kind of take the edge off of it if we donated all of the songwriting proceeds to a worthy charity. Weird Ando of Dallas, GA asks: I thought it was kind of bizarre that Tom Petty used the same phrase in his song. Adam Clayton of Providence,NC asks: I just thought fans would appreciate having both versions available.
Tim Howland of Danvers, Ma asks: At concerts, who is the guy that dresses up in the Santa suit and always gets punched, and do you really punch him? And oh yes, I punch him every night. Mary aka Kathy27 of Nowhere, New Jersey asks: On the back of your Polka Party! Well, I think the concept of a TV Album is every bit as ridiculous as the concept of a Food Album — but at least the record company was a whole lot nicer when they asked the second time i. Man, how do you dig up this stuff?
Yes, it was offered to me, but they later retracted the offer when they found out that I wanted to get paid for it. We have certain guidelines we request that they follow keep it pretty clean, etc.
Aritania of planet earth asks: After you read your fan mail, what do you do with it? First of all, it takes me a very long time to actually get around to reading fan mail — but I treasure every letter. Mike Hadley of Sanibel, Florida asks: I love that show. I used to watch it when it was only a British show.
I think you would be great at the improvs. I went to a taping of that show and was amazed at how quick, sharp-witted and funny everyone was. If they needed to re-take a sketch for any reason, the cast immediately came up with a completely different bit! Justin Crouch of Cahokia, Illinois asks: We rented it from some guy locally in Tulsa, so I guess it went back to him!
However, Jim was playing live with us at the time and he was definitely part of the band, so we felt he should at least get a mention! Pokey of Tuscaloosa, AL asks: When you directed the Jeff Foxworthy videos was he a hoot to work with? Jeff was terrific, a total professional. He was the first artist I directed other than myself and he kind of spoiled me. But Jeff put in the rehearsal time and did a great job.
You mailed me a picture autographed by you, but I mailed you 2 years ago! Why did it take so long? I believe that I saw a clip from it on your Disney special. If you were given permission to create a parody of the song, then why not a video? Thanks… come to Pittsburgh again soon! Jimmy was great, and it was a real thrill for me getting to know him. He was the coolest — he even sent me a rubber dinosaur mask for Christmas that year! Trev-al of West Hartford,CT asks: I wound up having trouble trying to match the voice of the lead singer in Fine Young Cannibals, so I decided to make it more cartoony instead.
Well, it was kind of done by me, but Disney made me make so many changes that I wound up not being very happy at all with it. Just to name one lame thing about it — they made me take out all footage of the silhouetted women swimming in the background, because they were deathly afraid of getting in trouble with the James Bond people.
Do you ever have trouble distinguishing between Bermuda and Ruben? David Wester of St. What did you think of the reviews of UHF? I find it funny that the movie was pretty much dismissed at the time, but everyone I know seems to have loved it. Oh, you find that funny, huh? Read some of the reviews that came out at that time if you want to know why. I have been used on those shows numerous times as a pop culture reference, however.
A person with no name and no residence asks: But Kurt was, and I can fake playing left-handed just as well as I can fake playing right-handed. Brian Kelly of Kerhonkson, New York asks: Well, since Philo was an inventor and Joel is famous for cooking up weird gadgets, I probably would have had him come up with a bunch of strange gizmos and doodads for the film. The soap opera guy? Troydan Glomk of Clearlake, CA asks: Mostly I just cross my fingers and hope that everyone has a good sense of humor about it.
Al, from listening to your music and watching your videos it is apparent that you spent a lot of time watching TV while growing up. When I was very young I loved that show — and now I can appreciate it for its ultra-low-budget campiness. Thomas Wittenburg of Denmark asks: Actually, my new record label is very much hoping to establish a stronger presence for me outside of North America once the new album comes out. Spazz from Midland, Michigan asks: I was looking through some pictures in the gallery when I came across one of you surrounded by your accordions and I was just wondering, why do you have so many?
David Rossi of Nutley, NJ asks: Was 21, a made up number? I was in the front when your lead guitarist came close for a solo. I untied his shoelace and he saw me do it. I was wondering if he was still ticked off at me about that?
I think you traumatized him for life. When I was about four, I used to design miniature golf courses with a crayon and a big pad of paper.
I also thought it would be really cool to be a professional fireworks maker. A few years later I got interested in cartooning, and then I wanted to be a writer for Mad Magazine. When I was 12, a guidance counselor told me to forget about the funny stuff and convinced me to become an architect.
Besides Fred, of course. I originally wrote the screenplay to be a made-for-Showtime movie, since a friend of mine was producing movies for that cable channel at the time.
That deal kinda fell through, and I never thought the movie was really good enough for the big screen, so the script is just gathering dust on my hard drive. The script did have a few pretty funny moments, some of which I adapted and used for my Saturday morning show. I was singing it live… in the studio… with a bunch of pre-recorded screaming.
No, that was a joke. A team of experts working around the clock with the latest digital imaging software were able to closely approximate the effect of a little boy spitting in my face. Oh, you want the real answer? I think we did two takes, and we used the first one, since the kid had better aim. The boy had a real problem keeping a straight face. If you look at him near the end of the shot, you can see him starting to crack up.
Thomas Stanford of Buffalo, NY asks: How did you manage that? The Transformers soundtrack came out on Scotti Bros. Do you have any naked pictures of your band members? What is it, really? Hey, anybody got any spares?
The vinyl one is on its last legs, and those jackets are hard to find now! Tracy Halladay of Brigham City, utah asks: When you had short hair for the MTV promos did you ever have the urge to get a hair cut? Dustin Jablonski of Anderson, IN asks: Chris of Tiverton, RI asks: One arm at a time, like I still do. Oh man, I kill me. Matt Hurwitz of Ann Arbor, Michigan asks: I was wondering if this rumour was true. Luck was with me as I was seated right across from one of your accordions and several Al photos.
Did you donate these items to Hard Rock and have you ever been there? Well, at least I was the first one to do it with Amish people! Gregory Gillen of Maumee, OH asks: I listened to both groups while I was writing the song. Joel Mapes of Westland, Michigan asks: Right the first time. I shot my scenes as myself first using a stand-in double for Ricky Ricardo , and then did the transformation into Ricky for the rest of the day. You have stated before that you never learned to play guitar.
Do you figure out the parts yourself on keyboard then have Jim transpose them, or do you just lay out the basic idea of the song and he takes it from there? When I submit my demos to the band, all the music is played on a keyboard. Will of North Branch, Minnesota asks: The Blues Explosion insisted on having me in the video, and who am I to argue with them?
Jared R of Coram, NY asks: Rainbow Heron of Sumter, SC asks: During the graphic, they always show a picture of the President, of Monica Lewinski, and then a third picture of somebody who has nothing to do with the whole situation.
Recently, YOUR picture was that third picture.
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